The ten worst movie moments in 2009.

Published Mon, Dec 28 2009 6:00 AM
When I'm not blogging, I'm often out seeing the very worst contemporary film has to offer in the name of film criticism. As the year comes to a close, here's my gift to you, dear reader: ten of the worst moments in ten of the worst films I saw this year. Because life can't always be positive. 1. Smiley face, "Obsessed" Steve Shill's deliriously trashy stalker-white-***-fights-Beyoncé-over-Stringer Bell opus earned every penny of its domestic $68 billion haul, if only for confirming that Beyoncé isn't just capable of dancing in five-inch heels but can win a catfight in them too. For sheer howling stupidity, though, nothing in this formidable avalanche tops the moment where Ali Larter's obsessed stalker sends Idris Elba an e-mail of a gigantic smiley face. The camera zooms in ominously as evil music plays, and then, in a moment that I presume is supposed to be the equivalent...

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